is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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