i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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