He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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