i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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