ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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