They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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