were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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