found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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