Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
