Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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