she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
the raccoons are back...
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