Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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