One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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