I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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