Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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