Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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