She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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