I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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