1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
When are your genitals available?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
And then he peed in my hair
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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