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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.

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(702): View more from Nevada

She's never allowed to turn 21 again

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(971): View more from Oregon

We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...

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(631): View more from New York

these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.

(631): View more from New York

i got hit in the ear.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable

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(907): View more from Alaska

You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now

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(417): View more from Missouri

Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer

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