Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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