our cab driver is having phone sex.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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