I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
