At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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