You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Green mimosas i think yes
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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