Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
this boner is exhausting
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
