Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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