just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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