Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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