my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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