I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Come on in and take your pants off
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