My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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