Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
