Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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