Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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