her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
