I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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