Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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