why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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