A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
you had me at cake vodka
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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