What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I'd cum for enchiladas.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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