is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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