Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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