Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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