I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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