sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
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I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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