vagina is talking i cant
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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