But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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