I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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