The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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