you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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