I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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